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0 Clowns: Near perfection, possibly one of the greatest of all time.
5  Slightly enjoyable, fallible film or at least watch-able.
10 Clowns: One of the worst pieces of garbage ever to be put on film.

2004 Clowntown Film Reviews



 

Movie

Guest

Pat

Joe

J Goo

Fred

Average

Hotel Rwanda

1.5

-

-

-

-

1.50

The Passion of the Christ

0

2

2

UC

3

1.75

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

2, 2

0.5

1.5

4

4

2.33

Spider-Man 2

2, 2.5, 0, 5

2.25

2.5

2

2.5

2.34

Team America: World Police

2.5

2

3

3

1.5

2.40

In Good Company

1.5, 3

-

2.75

-

2.75

2.50

Troy

2.75, 1.5, 4

1.5

2.75

2.5

3

2.57

Sideways

2.5, 3

-

3

-

2

2.63

Million Dollar Baby

3

-

2.5

-

3

2.67

Finding Neverland

4

-

2

-

2.5

2.83

Garden State

2, 3.5, 2

-

3.75

-

3.25

2.90

The Bourne Supremacy

-

-

3

-

-

3.00

The Incredibles

3

-

-

-

-

3.00

Life Aquatic w/ Steve Zissou

3.5

-

3

-

-

3.25

Closer

2.5, 4

-

4

-

2.5

3.25

Sky Captain & The World Of Tomorrow

-

-

-

-

3.5

3.50

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

-

-

-

3.5

-

3.50

I, Robot

3.5

-

3.5

-

-

3.50

King Arthur

-

-

-

3.5

3.5

3.50

The Machinist 4 - - - 3 3.50

Miracle

-

3.5

-

-

-

3.50

The Lady Killers

-

-

3.5

-

-

3.50

Shrek 2

3, 5

-

-

-

2.75

3.58

Collateral

-

-

3

-

4.5

3.75

Anchorman

1

-

5.5

-

3.75

3.75

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

3

2

5.5

-

4

3.75

Dawn of the Dead

-

-

3.75

-

-

3.75

The Aviator

4

-

1.75

7.5

2.5

3.94

Before Sunset

3

-

6

-

3

4.00

Alfie

3.5

-

-

-

4.5

4.00

Shaun of the Dead

-

-

4

-

-

4.00

The Terminal

3

-

5.5

-

4.25

4.25

The Door In The Floor

-

-

5.5

-

3.5

4.50

Starsky & Hutch

4.5

-

5

-

-

4.75

50 First Dates

6, 3

-

4.5

-

6

4.75

Manchurian Candidate

5

-

6

-

4

5.00

Ocean's 12

4

-

6

-

-

5.00

Flight Of the Phoenix

-

-

5

-

-

5.00

The Punisher

-

-

5

-

-

5.00

Hellboy

-

-

-

5

5

5.00

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

5, 5

-

6.5

-

-

5.50

Taking Lives

5

-

-

-

6.5

5.75

The Chronicles of Riddick

-

-

-

6.5

5

5.75

Envy

5.5

-

6.5

-

-

6.00

Kill Bill, Volume 2

-

-

-

5

7

6.00

The Alamo

5.5

-

6.5

-

-

6.00

Kinsey

6

-

7

-

5.5

6.17

Blade Trinity

6.50

-

-

7

6

6.50

Harry Potter & The Prisoner Of Azkaban

-

-

-

7.50

5.5

6.50

Along Came Polly

-

-

7.5

-

6.5

7.00

The Butterfly Effect

-

8

-

6

6

7.33

The Village

5.5

-

8

8

 8

7.38

National Treasure

-

7

7

8

8

7.50

Cellular

8, 8

-

8.5

-

7

7.88

Ray

-

-

8

-

-

8.00

Farenheit 9/11

-

-

-

-

8

8.00

Hero

-

-

8

-

-

8.00

Phantom Of The Opera

-

-

-

-

8

8.00

Van Helsing

10

-

-

7

7

8.00

Big Bounce

-

-

8

-

-

8.00

I Heart Huckabees

6.5

-

10

-

-

8.25

Twisted

8

-

9

-

8.5

8.50

Alexander

-

-

8

9

9

8.67

The Day After Tomorrow

-

-

10

8

9

9.00

Godsend

-

-

9.50

-

-

9.50

New York Minute

10

-

9.50

-

9.75

9.75

Napoleon Dynamite

10

-

9.75

-

-

9.88

Saved

-

-

10

-

-

10.00

The Forgotten

-

-

10

-

-

10.00

Christmas With The Kranks

10

-

10

-

-

10.00

Catwoman

-

-

10

-

10

10.00

Guests

Sonn Dogg: The Alamo, Spiderman 2 (0), Troy (1.5), The Village
Nicole Madruga: 50 First Dates, Spotless Mind, Spiderman (2.5), Manchurian Candidate, Before Sunset, Alfie, Sideways, Taking Lives, Closer (2.5), Twisted, Shrek 2, Kinsey, Garden State (3.5), Good Company (3), The Machinist
Amely Moore: Passion of the Christ, Hotel Rwanda
UC = Unclownable. J Goo felt as though he cannot give a rating for Passion
Michelle Epps: New York Minute, Starsky & Hutch, Envy, 50 Dates, Terminal, Spiderman (2), Dodgeball, I Heart Huckabees, Bridget Jones, Napoleon, Closer, Life Aquatic, Garden State (2), Good Company (1.5)
Scummy the Clown: Van Helsing, Incredibles
Jim Mattimore: Troy
Mike Andrews: I, Robot
Jill Hennessy: Celluar
Indeed: Team America
Matt Fox: Blade Trinity
Emily Miller: Sideways (3), Dodgeball (2), Finding Neverland (4), Aviator (5), Spiderman 2 (5), Troy (4), Shrek 2 (5), Garden State (2), Bridget Jones 2 (5), Christmas With The Kranks (10)

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