Clown of the Year
Nicolas Cage
Michael Jackson
Caesar Barber
MLB/Bud Selig
France
Michael Jackson
Crown of the Year
Chief Moose
Adam Vinatieri
Emmitt Smith
Barry Bonds
Chief Moose
Local Clown of the Year
Citizens Alternative Voice
Tom Grace/Uncle Chet
Brian Herring (Got Married)
Susan Cherry (Smarmy Susan)
Citizens Alternative Voice
Word of the Year
D'oh
Smarmy
Stupid
Boulevardier
Booboisie
SMARMY
Excellence in Journalism
Confessions of a Red Sox Fan
(Minister G)
NFL Parity Bowl Leads Itself to Clowntown
(Clown Pat)
Handicapping the CFAs
(Clown Joe)
The Sock
(Clown Joe)
Nature and Violence to the Hall of Crowns
(Clown Dogg)
Handicapping the CFAS (Clown Joe)