| Clown of the Year | Crown of the Year | Word of the Year | Local Clown | Journalism | |
| 2009 | Tiger Woods | Chesley Sullenberger | Tender | NYS Governor David Paterson | Handicapping the Clownies 2009 |
| 2008 | Paulson/Wall St/Bernanke | Barack Obama | Mega Regards | Oneonta Daily Star | Letter To Megamillions by Ghimraab |
| 2007 | Nicolas Cage | The Nap | Bacon | Insettas and Counsel | Top 50 Creepiest 80s Songs by Ghimraab |
| 2006 | Tom Cruise | Paul Obidinski | Retirement | Pat Muller | Retirement Now - Paul Obidinski |
| 2005 | Cindy Sheehan | The Burger King | Poppycock | Fred Muller |
Ten Points of
Clowness by Xavier |
| 2004 | Ricky Williams | Ronald Reagan | Gay | Scott Barnes |
Handicapping the Clownies - 2004 by Xavier |
| 2003 | France | U.S. Soldier | Indeed | Shane Gregory |
Stupid Concept of Work Paaaaul and Ghimraab |
| 2002 | Michael Jackson | Chief Moose | Smarmy | Citizens Alternative Voice |
Handicapping the Clownies - 2002 by Xavier |
| 2001 | Vince McMahon | George W. Bush | Egregious | Shane Gregory |
JoeX Sports by Xavier |