|In Memoriam: Babu 1996-2009|
The Dark Knight wins Best Picture. Indiana Jones headlines the Clownies.... See the nominees
2006 Clowntown Awards Tom Cruise wins
Clown of the Year
Cinderella Man Takes Best
Rent, Hostage Take Worst And Clown Film
12/30/05 - 2005 In
Review - Ten Points of Clowness
To Help Combat Global Warming? A Quack's idea or the real thing?
2/4/05: CFA Winners
Alexander wins four, including Worst Film and earning more awards
than any other film, including Crowns.
1/8/04 - Sonn Dogg Retires From Clowntown - Steps Down From Clownics Review Board
Sonn Dogg, aka Sonny, aka Justin Harper has decided to retire from Clowntown as a Clownic and Board Member. Although he will miss reviewing films and being consulted on the future of Clowntown, Sonn Dogg felt it was the time to move on. "I believe to retire from clowntown, lo that I have loved it these years, but in truth, I don't have the get-up-and-go for it that I did when resigned to hours at a desk daily, know what I mean?" he said while on Yahoo Messenger with Barnum Fred. Indeed Sonny, you will be missed....
7/29/03: U.N. Resolution ACS: Welcome to the Hall of Clowns United Nations. Your constant and never ending stupidity is awaited amongst the clowns. MTV, Jerry Bruckheimer, Oprah and Woody Allen also inducted
Mike Tyson leads latest inductees into Hall of Clowns.
JD Salinger, John Woo, and The Dixie Chicks also enter Clowntown.
Tyson had the third highest point percentage despite not receiving a single
first place vote.
5/6/03: Hefner Leads Latest Inductees To Hall of Crowns; Harriet Tubman, Charles Darwin Enshrined
4/22/03: Introducing the Clowntown Dictionary
Hall of Crowns Inducts Five: Clint Eastwood,
Moses, JS Bach, John Locke and St. Nick
9/05/02 Clowntown Predicts 2002 NFL Season
July 23, 2002: 2002 Half-Way Awards for "Films": Outlook not good...
Under the Big Top With Minister G:
A Red Sox Fan's Defense of Donnie Baseball
July 17, 2002: The debate on global warming: Natural Trend or Evil Right Wing Conspiracy to destroy the Earth? You decide...
July 9, 2002: Five New Members Inducted Into Hall of Good- Kaat, Madlock, Cooper, John and the one, the only, the possibly gay... Keith Hernandez!!! (Not that there's anything wrong with that!!!)
June 27, 2002: Comedic Greats Jay Goo, Seinfeld inducted to Hall of Crowns; Mother Theresa first woman inducted. Thomas Jefferson and Albert Camus round out the inductees.June 7, 2002: France Becomes Hall of Clowns First Nation Inducted -- Britney Spears, Fidel Castro, Bud Selig and LBJ Also Enclowned...
4/22/02 - It's Earth Day-- Sign Up Today To Earn Your B.S. (Bull Shit) Degree in Ecology Science and Nature
4/23/02 -- Is Travolta threatening Cage for King of All Clowns?
4/19/02 -- Mark Loretta Not That Bad
4/19/02-- Minister G's Mock 2002 NFL Draft
Top 10 Movies of 2001 Revealed
4/2/02-- Antarctica is Warming! And it is Cooling!
3/25/02-- 2002 Oscar Pool Results - PAUL Wins Last... Again
3/27/02-- 2002 ACS Baseball Predictions
Pirates defeat Yankees
Clown Pat: Astros defeat A's
3/01/02-- Lord of the Rings breaks CFA record with 14 awards
March 5, 2002 - Big Dumb Hick Says He Ain't Dumb
02/25/02 - "A Betrayal" -National Review Blasts Campaign Finance Reform Bill as Unconstitutional and Counterproductive
02/20/02 - MLB: Clowntown?
Big Dumb Hick Sounds off on the CFA Awards
Turner Says Terrorists Were "Brave" and Bush is the next Julius Caesar - Should
Bush Thank Him?
2/08/02 - Clown Joe Handicaps The CFA Nominees
2/7/02 - Clowntown Op/Ed: NFL Parity Is Bringing The Super Bowl To Clowntown Says Clown Pat
2/6/02 - Under the Big Top:
Patriot Games - The Patriots were the best team in the NFL says Minister G
01/23/02- Clowntown Awards Winners Announced: Vince McMahon is The First Ever ACS Clown of the Year!
Bettor's Battle: Season ends with a whimper-- Clown Fred wins despite Clown Joe having best record
1/04/02 - Hall of Good Inducts Four: Jack Morris, Bill Buckner, Willie Randolph, and Lee Smith
1/2/02 - Global Warming or Not? Penguins trapped due to enlarged Antarctic Glaciers... Come on Environmental Clowns...
12/27 - ACS Announces Gramatica Brothers as December's Clowns of the Month
12/19 - Inaugural Hall of Crowns: Our Founding Father, The Gipper, The Chairman of the Board, The Sultan of Swat and Ji-Ji-Jimmy...12/19: Ho's Bro's & 40 O's-- Commentary By Brandon Gipson
12/18 - Under the Big Top: Foreign Policy: Browns' Owners Are Clown
Hall of Clowns Welcomes Newest Members: Karl Malone, Al Sharpton, Environmental Scientists, Nate Newton and J-Lo