Sung to The Little Drummer Boy

Come, he told us.. that fucking bastard
you'll have a real good time... that fucking bastard
He said there'll be hot chicks there.... that fucking bastard
More girls then you can bear... that fucking bastard... that fucking
bastard...that fucking bastard

We said that we don't know... that fucking bastard
Don't really want to go ....that fucking bastard
Too old and much to cold ...that fucking bastard
But Jack he won't take no... that fucking bastard... that fucking
bastard... that fucking bastard

So he went scouting .... that fucking bastard
He said he'd call us...  that fucking bastard
And then the calls came... that fucking bastard
Then came the pestering... that fucking bastard...that fucking bastard...
that fucking bastard

So we told him... that fucking bastard
That we would go meet him... that fucking bastard
Out in the cold we went...that fucking bastard
Because he just can't take hints... that fucking bastard... that fucking
bastard... that fucking bastard

So up we meant with him.... that fucking bastard
Found out theres no one there... that fucking bastard
We said you lied to us... that fucking bastard
His ways were so unjust... that fucking bastard ...that fucking bastard...
that fucking bastard

So we sat with him... that fucking bastard
Wanted to bitch slap him... that fucking bastard
Could have been sleeping... that fucking bastard
Instead stale beer drinking... that fucking bastard ...that fucking bastard
...that fucking bastard

We said we're leaving... that fucking bastard
He said please don't go... that fucking bastard
I said I'd call him... that fucking bastard
Made sure I stiffed him... that fucking bastard ...that fucking bastard
...that fucking bastard