Why #1 -- Great action, effects, plot, a three-boobed chick and
enough Arnoldness for a great time. Plus his great quotes as usual in an
Arnold movie and fantastic Arnold screaming. "Eeeaaaaaarraaaaaagggh!"
Get Your Ass To Mars
If I am not me, then who the hell am I?
Kuato -- Open Your Mind To Me
Why #2? Same reason as Total Recall except no three-boobed chick,
but we do have Jesse The Body Ventura & Apollo Creed
Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me!
I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here!
Come on! Do it now! Kill me
You're one ugly Motherfucker
Get To The Chopper!
#3 The Terminator
Why #3? You know what, we like Arnold movies for all the same
reasons. It's why crap like Junior and Kindergarten Cop are NOT on this
list. Also, early appearance for the immortal Bill Paxton
I'll be back.
Your clothes... give them to me, now
Fuck you, asshole
#4 Terminator 2: Judgment Day
A bit over-rated and the kid is whiny but still a great Arnold
Hasta La Vista Baby
Chill out, dickwad.
Come with me if you want to live!
#5 True Lies
Jamie Lee Curtis and Tom Arnold are annoying, but the movie is
still entertaining due to Arnold's impeccable acting.
Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start? Harry:
Yeah: I'm going to kill you pretty soon.
They're gonna shoot us in the head or they gonna torture us to
death or they gonna leave us here when the bomb blows up...
#6 Terminator 3
Not That Bad....
You are terminated.
Take off your clothes.
Based on your pupil dilation, skin temperature, and motor
functions, I calculate an 83% probability that you will not pull the
Desire is irrelevant. I am a machine.
#7Conan The Barbarian
I haven't watched this in a long long long time but I think it was
decent. Better than Destroyer even though I've seen Destroyer more
You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my
people! You took my father's sword... ah
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to
hear the lamentations of their women.
They're all sluts! He's dead already!
#8 The 6th Day
Under-rated and entertaining late-Arnold flic.
I might be back.
Doesn't anybody die any more?
Try to stay dead this time.
All I know is that there is somebody in my house, eating my
birthday cake, with my family, and its not me!
Alyssa Milano in early role.....Ok she's 13 in the
movie but so was I when the movie came out!
Let off some steam, Bennett.
I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very
Bennett, stop screwing around and let the girl go, it's me that
you want, I only have one arm, you can beat me!
Come on, let the girl go, just between you and me, don't deprive
yourself of some pleasure, come on Bennett, lets party!
Come on, Bennett, throw away that chicken-shit gun. You don't
just want to pull a trigger. Put the knife in me and look me in the
eye and see what's going on in there when you turn it.
#10 Batman & Robin
Maybe the most under-rated feature film of our time. Incredible
direction, fantastic script and inventive design work to make one of the
most incredible experiences in the history of art. This is up there with
Shakespeare and Dickens and The Three Stooges.... well maybe not The
Three Stooges. Plus it has the biggest collection of his best cheesy
You're not sending ME to the COOLER!
Mercy? I'm afraid my condition has left me cold
to your pleas of mercy.
Tonight, hell freezes over!
Hello, Sorry about the door, Is the party over?
Ice to see you!
Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here
to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest.
Winter has come at last.
In this universe, there's only one absolute...
If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put
on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!
Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For
it's the chilling sound of your doom.